Friday, March 21, 2008

Goodbye Sam

In the aftermath of the 2008 Malaysian General Elections, a new dawn has arrived on the shores of Malaysia. The arrogant ruling coalition were greatly humbled by the People's Power and the event proved to be a fertile ground for Comedy Court Jesters Allan Perera and Indi Nadaraja.

Below is their latest takes on the election.

Goodbye Sam

The Family Tree

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

ELECTIONS Blah blah blah

Found this amusing video on Youtube. Thought I'll share this video with my readers.

The creators of this video are certainly very talented.


For International readers (read non-Malaysian) of this blog who may not be familiar with the political scene here in Malaysia, my apologies. The creators of this video captures the essence of the situation and present it beautifully in a song. :-)If you enjoy the above video, then you will most probably enjoy the following one on the infamous V. K. Lingam video clip.

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Video Humor

Came across this hilarious video compilation while surfing the Net.

Monday, December 3, 2007

Red Skelton's Recipe for the Perfect Marriage

1. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.

2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas

3. I take my wife everywhere..... but she keeps finding her way back.

4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. "Somewhere I haven't been a long time!" she said. So I suggested the kitchen.

5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said "There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down! So I bought her an electric chair.

7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was; she told me: "In the lake."

8. She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.

9. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling "Am I too late for the garbage?" The driver said "No, jump in!"

10. Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.

11. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

12. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her.

13. The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked "What's on the TV?" I said "Dust!"

Can't you just hear him say all of these? That was the good old days when humor didn't have to start with a four letter word........ just clean and simple fun!

Sunday, December 2, 2007

Young Chick vs Old Cock

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes.We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.

My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?" Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one.

And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response. "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."

The Tax Man

The Inland Revenue sends their auditor (a nasty little man) to audit a

The auditor is doing all the checks, and then turns to the Rabbi and says, "I
noticed that you buy a lot of candles."

"Yes," answered the Rabbi.

"Well, Rabbi, what do you do with the candle drippings?" he asked.

"A good question," noted the Rabbi. "We actually save them up. When we have
enough, we send them back to the candle maker. And every now and then, they
send us a free box of candles."

"Oh," replied the auditor somewhat disappointed that his question actually had
a practical answer. So he thought he'd try another question, in his obnoxious

"Rabbi, what about all these matzo purchases? What do you do with the crumbs
from the matzo?"

"Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi calmly, "we actually collect up the crumbs, we
send them in a box back to the manufacturer and every now and then, they send
a box of matzo balls."

"Oh," replied the auditor, thinking hard how to fluster the Rabbi. "Well,
Rabbi," he went on, "what do you do with all the foreskins from the
circumcisions? "

"Yes, here too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi. "What we do is save up
all the foreskins. And when we have enough we actually send them to the
Inland Revenue."

"The Inland Revenue?," questioned the auditor in disbelief.

"Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi, "The Inland Revenue. And, about once a year,
they send us a little prick like you."

I Owe My Mother

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning"

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have
wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21.My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"